This Might Be War
The insect world has obviously had a meeting and decided that I’m public enemy #1. First there was the spider in the bathroom. He was small, but definitely a jumping spider, which immediately ups the stakes. This morning, there was a camel cricket in the kitchen. Thankfully, Ursa had wounded it so its bouncing opportunities…
The insect world has obviously had a meeting and decided that I’m public enemy #1.
First there was the spider in the bathroom. He was small, but definitely a jumping spider, which immediately ups the stakes.
This morning, there was a camel cricket in the kitchen. Thankfully, Ursa had wounded it so its bouncing opportunities were limited and I was able to smoosh it with a carefully aimed trash can.
Now, I’m about 95% positive that I have a tick on my back. It’s in a weird spot so I can’t get a clear enough picture of it, or see it in the mirror, so I have to wait until my son wakes up to check it for me.
I’m not sure what I’ve done to deserve this, but I’d like to issue a formal apology… just in case.